Helen dyed her hair a few months ago from blonde to a dark brown colour , and now in typical woman fashion wants to go back to being a blonde ,the first mistake she asked me what i thought and i said to be honest i replied yes ,i prefer blonde's a typical man response ,i am nothing if not honest.

Its now way past midnight and she is texting Louise our hairdresser if she can fit her in later today like its an emergency , i just hope Louise is not having sexy time with her boyfriend as she going to b a little bit pissed off , i'd go and dye it fluorescent green .

Louise did text back 10 minutes later her boyfriend is fast asleep snoring , she said there's no chance and if she was to put any bleach on her hair in the condition its in it could totally ruin her hair , make it that brittle that it just snaps and falls out ,so my advice sounds about right shave your head and buy a wig .In Elizabethan times most women had wigs including merkins now that could catch on again wonder if they are any merkin sellers on ebay.