Got the super hub after all they left it with the next door neighbours which we hate , well not hate don't really get on with i went round this morning for it , its all set up took half a hour to activate it but its connecting to laptops via wi-fi and the i-phones have connected so its n the words of Bowie Hunky Dory.

Helen has got a psychic medium to the stars and celebs coming round to night, so whilst she was at work i went shopping and got the ingredients to make her some sandwiches a simple selection consisting of 6x egg mayo and 6x boiled ham i bought her a bowl of pre made salad and some water cress , and i also grated half a block of cheese , i bought some new drinking glasses so at least we have four that match most of the glasses we have have been lifted from the various battle cruisers in and around Leeds and a large bottle of coca cola all done wrapped in cling film the cheese in a tuppa wear container i even went round with the vacuum.

I called my daughter from my mobile its a while since i phoned her was good to talk she is sorting her passport renewal out and wanted my passport details number etc ooops cant find it typical.

Cant get Pip any pigs ears and the reason there is a shortage?the chinese are eating them not satisfied with the rest of the pig they want the fcuking ears too its them who are buying them all up .

setting of for work soon after i have had chicken Tikka masal and fries with grated cheese and a glass of pear cider ice cold , hope the Chinese don't discover the joys of a Indian and pear cider.

P.S Whilst i was uploading this blog post my internet crashed......... typical.