I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Had a lasagne for tea when I got home from work tonight it was home made and it was with hand cut chips .
Helen and i Went to bed at half past eleven we nodded off woke up at one , for sexy time then ee got up for a tea and coffee and I had the rest of the lasagne because i was Hank Marvin should have stayed in bed the calories used in sexy time where soon replaced.

The other day my job took me to the mortuary we might have to assist in pulling bodies out of the fridges if the family request a viewing of there dearly departed there is two rows of fridges each fridge contains four bodies there are a maximum of 48 bodies stored there is a extra large fridge for obese patients. The right hand fridges are the worse they are road traffic accidents people hit by trains ,open them and the smell will be in your nostrils for hours,the babies are in Moses baskets the fetoses are in a fridge similar to one you have at home they are in pull out trays like you keep your salad in not nice we all agreed we won't do babies or infants ,they are taken out of the fridges and in to the chapel then replaced once the viewing is finished.